Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Reasons I don't drink beer
1) Cider taste better
2) whiskey taste better
3) bloating
4) I have an 80% greater chance waking up hung over...Even if I only have a couple.
5) it makes me hungry
6) It gurgles in my belly and I can't sleep.
7) It will wake me up from a deep sleep cause it has made me hungry
8) I have to pee more
9) It makes me babble about nonsense
10) I have a 50% greater chance of getting in an argument with a friend
11) I have an 70% greater chance of arguing with a complete stranger
12) I am not really a big of its taste
