Thursday, January 11, 2007
Would the Sun Maid raisins lady make a good wife?
What kind of personality does she have? Is she motherly and nurturing? Or just a bit saucy?
Would working hard in the field give her a nice strong body, maybe make her a little more physically demanding in the lovemaking department?
Would she feed you grapes?
They need to print a biography in tiny letters on each box, maybe one little story at a time.
I'd bang the Green Giant anyday. giant green cock? yeah, please.
Uncle Ben has that sort of loving husband thing about him though...
De-lurking. Got here via Cynthia Dunsford's blog and have been reading for a while.
We went to high school together and I was at Jon Gillis' birthday party, and I was gonna (re-)introduce myself, but I didn't know if you'd remember me, and I chickened out.
Anyway, keep it up, I love reading your posts!
So for a green card and the proper promises of a better life, she'd make any kind of wife you want...