Thursday, June 01, 2006

How TVT and I will retire at 35

From Wikipedia: Link.

"Thanks to Washington University researchers' recent identification of naturally-occurring intestinal bacteria that influence fat storage, bacteria-containing shakes may emerge as a slim-down solution. To maintain the ideal gut flora balance for optimum weight loss, dieters would chug a shake or two a day, possibly containing bacteria harvested from the stomachs of slim people." According to the June 2006 Popular Science Magazine. This change is perdicted to be available in 20 years or so.

See that? My guts are going to be worth millions.

By al - 5:57 p.m. |

Excellent find. I'm going IPO next week, so you all better buy shares of my belly. And for the ladies, the wang is free.
Forgot to add, this is all very Futurama isn't it? Expect GlaxoSmithKline to start buying up African children by the pound. :)
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