Monday, March 06, 2006
A Set-Up In Search of a Punchline
So I was looking over the google search referrals to this site today and among the usual searches for lactating titties and bands searching for their own names was this one:
how many indie rock snobs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Sadly, this phrase wasn't in quotes so it didn't lead to an actual joke, nor did the actual search find any jokes like it. So now I feel compelled to come up with a punchline for it.
A. There's hardly a point, the new lightbulb is going to be just like the last one.
A2. Get that fucking tamborine playter to do it. You can give them 'lightbulb' as another instrument credit.
A3. One, but he'll use the light to write an essay about the DIY spirit of changing your own lightbulbs.