I Rule Simpsons Trivia

I never ended up getting to go to the big Simpsons Trivia night in Summerside last December, and I was wondering how I would have done. Anyway, my cousin Dawn was kind enough to have a copy of the questions and she wrote them up in an email to me, and I replied in the space of about 4 minutes, answering them all from memory, and no googling. She also kept track of the score of the winning team. Here it is:

From: "Dawn MacInnis"
To: "Alexander O'Neill"
Subject: RE: simpsons trivia questions
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 18:24:42 -0400

yeh....so u woulda won...lol...

>From: Alexander O'Neill
>To: Dawn MacInnis
>Subject: RE: simpsons trivia questions
>Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 14:50:37 -0400
>
>
>
>>From: "Dawn MacInnis"
>>To: "Alexander O'Neill"
>>Subject: simpsons trivia questions
>>Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 14:40:11 -0400
>>
>>1. the 2 aliens on the simpsons are kang and kodos...which one is
>>the female?
>kodos
>>2. grandpa simpson lives in an old folks home...named what?
>springfield retirement home
>>3. the painting over the simpsons couch is of what?
>a sailboat
>>4. what is the name of the uni-brow baby who is maggies nemesis?
>gerald
>>5. spell the sea captains last name.
>mcallister
>>6. what is the name of mr. burns' autobiography?
>will there ever be a rainbow
>>7. what is reverend love joys first name?
>timothy
>>8. what is barts internet series called?
>angry dad
>>9. name the theme park maude flanders drew that ned built after
>>her death?
>praiseland
>>10. the flaming moe, was comprised of what 4 ingredients?
>krusty brand cough syurp, tequila, schnapps, crème de menthe
>>11."we started out like romeo and juliet, but it ended up in
>>tragedy!" who said this?
>milhouse
>>12. "I dont like being outdoors. for one thing, there are too many
>>fat children." who said this?
>mr. burns
>>13. "Rich people arent happy. from the day they are born to the
>>day they die they think they are happy but, trust me...they
>>arent." who said this?
>moe
>>14. what are the 2 phone area codes in springfield?
>??
>>15.what are the words on the front face plate of the statue of
>>jebedial springfield?
>a noble spirit embiggenst the smallest man
>>16. what was the date in 1987 when the simpsons made there debut?
>>(this was a tie breaker question)
>??
>>17. what was the date in 1987 when the simpsons debuted their
>>first half hour show? (this was also a tie breaker question)
>December 15th (wild guess, assuming it's the christmas episode)
>>there were 5 music clips and 5 pictures which u had to identify
>>too but i can't send them to u.
>>also there are a boatload of "snapper" questions but im not gonna
>>bother typing those out...lol...
>>and he had a wordsearch too...but again i cant really send that...
>>
>

So I would have won single-handedly. And apparently the prize was in the hundreds of dollars. Not having a car can suck.
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