Friday, November 19, 2004
Fighting a Vicious God - An MSN Play in One Act
The Players:
Nick Cave's Elegant Mullet — alIn an out of Consciousness — Taylor
Frankenbitch — Herself, a.k.a., Justin's computer.
Act One
| Date |
| Time |
| From |
| To |
| Message |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:28:05 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| i've been sucked into the bottomless void of trying to fix justin's computer... and now it's 2:30 and will and I are here at his place, and we've almost got to the point where we're ready to install the OS |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:28:40 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| hahahahaha I keep up a neverending act of idiocy so I never get invited to these events |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:29:22 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| we're getting pretty idiotic at this point.. "does DOS have a 'move' command?" |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:30:29 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| haha, what's the actual problem with the computer |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:31:19 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| no one knows. but we flashed the BIOS, monkeyed with the cables, re-seated the RAM, switched the cdrom and hard drive.. |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:31:30 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| basically we don't know what the hell is going on |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:32:48 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| Hmmmm ok give me all your credit card information and I will see what I can do |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:33:26 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| "ummm.. will... it's not doing anything, is it?" |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:33:28 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| "umm.. no" |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:33:34 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| i think we're going backwards |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:34:52 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| what does justin think about the situation? is he asleep? |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:35:10 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| no he's just here looking pissed |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:35:21 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| "at this point, all hope is lost" |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:35:51 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| set it on fire and use the insurance money to get a non-broken one |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:36:21 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| we're also convinced it's overheating because the cpu fan is hosed |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:38:37 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| does it just shut off? |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:39:16 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nope, it just won't boot up into anything properly, and smells like something is smoldering when we take the case off |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:39:22 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| this is byzantine |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:40:04 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| "non-user servicable parts? fuck" |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:40:38 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| smoldering isn;t a smell I would want associated with my computer, Unless I was cooking something in the computer room. . . .or whatnot |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:41:11 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| i feel like I'm trying to revive fankenstein's monster now |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:42:14 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| it worked well fro Frankenstein |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:42:53 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| now I'm knowing why his computer is referred to as 'frankenbitch' |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:44:08 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| I just thought it was because it had a bad haircut |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:44:09 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| worst |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:44:11 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| joke |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:44:12 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| ever |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:44:40 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| actually I believe the worst joke ever is "so a dyslexic walks into a bra..." |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:45:28 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| I feel bad for liking that |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:46:36 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| for liking it as a bad joke or for liking it despite the fact that it makes fun of someone with a disability? |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:46:49 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| justin: "is that a picture of matt good" me: "probably" |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:47:37 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| It sure is! |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:47:53 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| he'll enjoy that more |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:48:42 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| we were just trying trial and error switching of jumper positions on the back of the cd rom drive, andc it miraculously worked |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:48:58 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| "one of those small victories we've ha all night that still haven't contributed to anything actually working" |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:49:27 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| hahaha it's like AWESOME . . . . anyway whatelse is there to try |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:49:58 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| we're not sure, but the newest twist in the plot is that it ate our boot disk |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:50:39 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| I feel bad for laughing |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:50:54 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| we're laughing our asses off now, but then it's not our computer |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:53:06 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| how does justin feel about this |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:53:36 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| he's thinking |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:53:50 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| "i kind of circle around the areola a little bit and pinch" |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:54:46 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| I remember those! |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:55:38 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| "is the plural of areola 'areolae' , areolas' or areoli'? |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:56:30 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| I believe areoli |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 2:56:44 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| good to know |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:00:57 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| ok, triumph, we're exactly back to wehre we started. Everything we broke we fixed again, and justin kyuss cd finally working in my fucking computer |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:01:14 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| hahahaha what time did you start? |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:01:28 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| 8:00pm |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:01:40 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| my time is worth $30 when I work with better people |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:03:03 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| hahahahahaha. What's it worth with Justin? Pepsi? |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:03:31 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| yes, and two handfulls of ketchup chips |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:05:03 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| lucky! |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:05:32 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| "tell taylor I hate him, just type that, ustin hates you" |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:05:38 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| (justin) |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:06:01 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| Oh, I love you buddy, but it's ok I accept your anger |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:06:37 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| "you're putting a flame to the disc???" |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:06:51 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| hahahahaa |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:07:24 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| i think this is the endgame |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:07:57 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| "there's no way you're putting this in any cd rom drive" "dude it's fucked anyway and it's a burnt cd rom" (not sure if that was supposed to be a pun) |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:08:12 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| I hope to see how this plays out |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:09:07 AM |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| "will are you doing something you aren't supposed to be doing? Because you're lighting that flame and you've got a big grin on your face like a fucking pyro" |
| 19/11/2004 |
| 3:09:44 AM |
| In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun |
| nick cave's elegant mullet |
| hahaha |
