Friday, November 19, 2004
Fighting a Vicious God - An MSN Play in One Act
The Players:
Nick Cave's Elegant Mullet — al
In an out of Consciousness — Taylor
Frankenbitch — Herself, a.k.a., Justin's computer.
Act One
Date
Time
From
To
Message 19/11/2004
2:28:05 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
i've been sucked into the bottomless void of trying to fix justin's computer... and now it's 2:30 and will and I are here at his place, and we've almost got to the point where we're ready to install the OS 19/11/2004
2:28:40 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
hahahahaha I keep up a neverending act of idiocy so I never get invited to these events 19/11/2004
2:29:22 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
we're getting pretty idiotic at this point.. "does DOS have a 'move' command?" 19/11/2004
2:30:29 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
haha, what's the actual problem with the computer 19/11/2004
2:31:19 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
no one knows. but we flashed the BIOS, monkeyed with the cables, re-seated the RAM, switched the cdrom and hard drive.. 19/11/2004
2:31:30 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
basically we don't know what the hell is going on 19/11/2004
2:32:48 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
Hmmmm ok give me all your credit card information and I will see what I can do 19/11/2004
2:33:26 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
"ummm.. will... it's not doing anything, is it?" 19/11/2004
2:33:28 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
"umm.. no" 19/11/2004
2:33:34 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
i think we're going backwards 19/11/2004
2:34:52 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
what does justin think about the situation? is he asleep? 19/11/2004
2:35:10 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
no he's just here looking pissed 19/11/2004
2:35:21 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
"at this point, all hope is lost" 19/11/2004
2:35:51 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
set it on fire and use the insurance money to get a non-broken one 19/11/2004
2:36:21 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
we're also convinced it's overheating because the cpu fan is hosed 19/11/2004
2:38:37 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
does it just shut off? 19/11/2004
2:39:16 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nope, it just won't boot up into anything properly, and smells like something is smoldering when we take the case off 19/11/2004
2:39:22 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
this is byzantine 19/11/2004
2:40:04 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
"non-user servicable parts? fuck" 19/11/2004
2:40:38 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
smoldering isn;t a smell I would want associated with my computer, Unless I was cooking something in the computer room. . . .or whatnot 19/11/2004
2:41:11 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
i feel like I'm trying to revive fankenstein's monster now 19/11/2004
2:42:14 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
it worked well fro Frankenstein 19/11/2004
2:42:53 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
now I'm knowing why his computer is referred to as 'frankenbitch' 19/11/2004
2:44:08 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
I just thought it was because it had a bad haircut 19/11/2004
2:44:09 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
worst 19/11/2004
2:44:11 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
joke 19/11/2004
2:44:12 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
ever 19/11/2004
2:44:40 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
actually I believe the worst joke ever is "so a dyslexic walks into a bra..." 19/11/2004
2:45:28 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
I feel bad for liking that 19/11/2004
2:46:36 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
for liking it as a bad joke or for liking it despite the fact that it makes fun of someone with a disability? 19/11/2004
2:46:49 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
justin: "is that a picture of matt good" me: "probably" 19/11/2004
2:47:37 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
It sure is! 19/11/2004
2:47:53 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
he'll enjoy that more 19/11/2004
2:48:42 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
we were just trying trial and error switching of jumper positions on the back of the cd rom drive, andc it miraculously worked 19/11/2004
2:48:58 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
"one of those small victories we've ha all night that still haven't contributed to anything actually working" 19/11/2004
2:49:27 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
hahaha it's like AWESOME . . . . anyway whatelse is there to try 19/11/2004
2:49:58 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
we're not sure, but the newest twist in the plot is that it ate our boot disk 19/11/2004
2:50:39 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
I feel bad for laughing 19/11/2004
2:50:54 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
we're laughing our asses off now, but then it's not our computer 19/11/2004
2:53:06 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
how does justin feel about this 19/11/2004
2:53:36 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
he's thinking 19/11/2004
2:53:50 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
"i kind of circle around the areola a little bit and pinch" 19/11/2004
2:54:46 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
I remember those! 19/11/2004
2:55:38 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
"is the plural of areola 'areolae' , areolas' or areoli'? 19/11/2004
2:56:30 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
I believe areoli 19/11/2004
2:56:44 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
good to know 19/11/2004
3:00:57 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
ok, triumph, we're exactly back to wehre we started. Everything we broke we fixed again, and justin kyuss cd finally working in my fucking computer 19/11/2004
3:01:14 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
hahahaha what time did you start? 19/11/2004
3:01:28 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
8:00pm 19/11/2004
3:01:40 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
my time is worth $30 when I work with better people 19/11/2004
3:03:03 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
hahahahahaha. What's it worth with Justin? Pepsi? 19/11/2004
3:03:31 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
yes, and two handfulls of ketchup chips 19/11/2004
3:05:03 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
lucky! 19/11/2004
3:05:32 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
"tell taylor I hate him, just type that, ustin hates you" 19/11/2004
3:05:38 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
(justin) 19/11/2004
3:06:01 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
Oh, I love you buddy, but it's ok I accept your anger 19/11/2004
3:06:37 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
"you're putting a flame to the disc???" 19/11/2004
3:06:51 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
hahahahaa 19/11/2004
3:07:24 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
i think this is the endgame 19/11/2004
3:07:57 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
"there's no way you're putting this in any cd rom drive" "dude it's fucked anyway and it's a burnt cd rom" (not sure if that was supposed to be a pun) 19/11/2004
3:08:12 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
I hope to see how this plays out 19/11/2004
3:09:07 AM
nick cave's elegant mullet
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
"will are you doing something you aren't supposed to be doing? Because you're lighting that flame and you've got a big grin on your face like a fucking pyro" 19/11/2004
3:09:44 AM
In And Out Of Conciousness, Neither Is Much Fun
nick cave's elegant mullet
hahaha
