Remainders: Stealing from two blog girlfriends at once edition

• Neither the Cardinals nor the Red Sox are playing very good baseball. Boston had 4 errors in their first two games, and Pedro is stinking up the first inning here. Lucky for him he was saved by a brilliant double play after loading the bases on two walks like the choking tool that he is.
• Even though I love not having to get to work until 10:00am, by the time I get home and make supper it's too late to do anything. Getting a bit monotonous. And Binnie's disappeared lately so I have to branch out and bother other people now. Almost feels like work.
• Guess how much a laptop battery costs. Go ahead, guess. Nope, it's like twice as much as you just guessed, $222 after taxes. Fuck, toshiba, the things I could buy for the price of this little brick of PCBs that doesn't even power this thing for more than an hour and a half. I want an iBook, screw Intel.
• Everyone in the Atlantic Technology Centre besides us are a bunch of untalkative weenies. Saying ‘hi’ in the elevator, you'd think I'd just sneezed on someone.
• I fucking hate Jerry Bruckheimer (not going to bother looking up how to spell it.) If this was soviet russia, he'd be making propaganda films for them instead of doing it for free.
• Pedro just stood there and fucked the dog at his first at-bat. He sure did drink the asshole juice since leaving Montréal.
• My baby sister thought it was a good idea to put palmolive in the dishwasher when she ran out of powder soap. That's one of those mistakes you only make once.