The Tuan Says

Truly. The Duc is THE most electrifying Asian in sports-entertainment.

Wow. Excellent weekend gentlemen. Hope you all made it back and ticket free. Might I add, breaking the law is very very fun. Oh and don't try crazy crap like that at home. We're trained professionals errr... idiots who don't know any better. Luckily we're still very much alive and in full possesion of a driver's license.

Also let it be known that The Duc is The Man. That boy sure can drive. Scared the crap outta me in the 'S' turn. Which now and forever shall be known as The People's 'S'. I dare say The Duc is better than Geoffie "Xtreme" Amon (circa 1996-1998).

Mind you, The Duc, didn't scare me nearly as bad as The Greg but's that's only cause The Duc went through at breakneck speed smoothly. Whereas The Greg squealed them tires real nice and almost shoved it up our candy asses.

We conducted a language experiment, much at The Duc's expense, whereby adding the simple phrase "The People's" in front of another phrase meant ensuing fits of laughter. Allow me to demonstrate: The Duc didn't just use the urinal. He used The People's Urinal.

Know Thy Role
The People's Haiku
The Duc says can ya smell what
The Duc is cookin?