FINALLY - THE DUC - HAS COME - BACK - FROM - MAASTRICHT!

The Duc says The Duc ain't afraid a you! Luke Warm Greg Anstey!! The Duc says know your role Jabroni! Who is this roody-poo who dares speak ill of The Duc? The Duc will execute a perfect 'S' turn in The People's Celica, then The Duc's gonna turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up your CANDY ASS!

You run your mouth about how The Duc comes out here and recites The Duc's little nursery rhymes? Well, The Duc has prepared a little nursery rhyme specifically for you and it goes like this: Mary had a little lamb... Then again, piss on the lamb, piss on Mary, and piss on YOU! The Duc is going to go out there tonight and do what The Duc does best, and that's layeth the smackdown on your roody-poo candy ass 'Vic.

Luke Warm, after all is said and done, the millions and millions of The Duc's adoring fans are going to realize that The Duc is, without a shadow of a doubt, THE most electrifying Asian in sports-entertainment, and the best damn driver there ever was! If ya SMEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLELLLLELLLLELLLLELLLLELLLELLLLELLLLELLL what the Duc is COOKIN!