Wednesday, August 20, 2003

Redux


You didn't honestly think I'd let Ming's arrival back into Canadia go unnoticed? Did you? ;-)

Ahem.

Stewardess: We're about to land at...
Mr. Wong: FINALLY - THE DUC - HAS COME - BACK - TO SUMMERSIDE!
Stewardess: Sir, could you please sit down? We're about to...
Mr. Wong: Quiet missy! Know your role. The Duc knows what The Duc is doin.
Stewardess: If you could just heed the sign and please be seated in your chair.
Mr. Wong: You know what the sign says?
Stewardess: All passengers mus-
Mr. Wong: It don't mattah what the sign says! The Duc ® © ™ (patent pending) has fought the likes of Chris Jericho ®, Triple H ®, and The Undertaker ®. How dare you speak to The Duc like that? The Duc don't take no crap from nobody.
Stewardess: Sir, if you don't sit down I'll be forced to contact the authorities.
Mr. Wong: The Duc does not fear your puny rent-a-cops. The Duc is back from Maastricht. The Duc has six inter-continental heavyweight belts. The Duc don't need no lecture from your roody poo stewardess ass! Can ya smell what The Duc is cookin?!

By TVT - 7:54 p.m. |

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