Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Whose leg do I have to hump? Seriously.
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After price cuts, special edition packs, software bundles and even "hugging pillows" featuring Kasumi from Dead or Alive, the latest attempt to make Japanese gamers interested in Microsoft's Xbox has emerged - a satellite TV show dedicated to the console, co-hosted by a soft porn starlet.Microsoft marketing goon: "We need to reach the Japanese audience... from what I've read they're all a bunch of repressed, sex-crazed perverts.. can we take advantage of that?"
I forgot to mention that the grass is greener on this side. We get the best of Japan, the UK, and US games. None of that dating simulation and horse racing titles taking the #1 spot nonsense.
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