Nothing more dangerous than a clever New Zealander..

Tam I Am | Ma tana ka aha: "Saw Elephant today. Chilling and absorbing. Like a wet sponge. The last few minutes are the worst. As someone who has only ever been to (what I now know are idyllic safe havens of safety safeness) public kiwi schools (and a schmancy art college) where the smallest offence like an untucked shirt got you a thorough bitching by the Dean, Elephant rattled me good. But in my never ending quest to ruin any kind of introspection with superficiality, I just can't get over how fantastic that kids' hair is (above). What conditioning treatment is that? He doesn't have any dark roots! How can hair be that blonde naturally?"