Thursday, March 04, 2004
The thing with the stage and the history.
So the Soul Calibur film rights have been snatched up. Ming errr I mean, The Duc, Fohgivaness Your Excellency. I can see it now. Starring: polearm girl, camel toe ninja, chick with the rack, small asian guy with the big stick, Todd McFarlane's Spawn, Jesus, and many more...
Hmmmm come to think of it, Soul Calibur's story is Lord of the Rings - with swords! Sure it'll suck, but I'm in it for the camel toe.
God Bless your company, Duc. Insight? Prius? Now we're talkin.
By TVT -
12:27 p.m. |
