Thursday, February 19, 2004
So the Vagina Monologues is playing here in town and that got me thinkin. Dammit. I'm going to one up those lesbians and start my own one man show. I call it - The Penis Poems.
With such classics as:
Ode to my Wang
The Fireman's Helmet
Paging Mr. Johnson
There once was a man from GuangDong
Sucky sucky figh dollah
Morning Wood
Gregory on Gregory action
And who could forget - Men are from Mars, now suck my penis
And many many more...
