Monday, December 01, 2003
I'm afraid the position of my antithesis is already filled by one Alex Campbell. It's been scientifically proven that we're the exact opposite in every fashion, except that we both kick ass. "Dirty Alex" and (apparently now) "Clean Alex", the yin and yang, if you will. The Regular Jeopardy and Rock'n'Roll Jeopardy grand champions.
In fact, if one were to position the two of us on opposite sides of the globe, and we were to each look down and say "you dirty slut' at the same time, the energy of sheer Alex-powerd awesomeness would create a resonance frequency that would blow the earth to pieces.