Correction. Top FIVE spots wooooooooo! Vanity is my middle name. Yeah baby! Yeah! Dang, even My HRDC work details shows up.

It's getting closer to X-Mas. I use the X cause I don't wanna offend anybody, especially the chinks. Anyways, since G's all hopped up over killing things, I thought I'd follow in Ralphie's footsteps... I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! and I promise I won't put my eye out.

And if Santa drops the ball on that one because of child safety laws, I want either of these:

and yes she looks waaaaaay too jail bait for even my tastes but being asian, she's probably 21...