Ask Lizard Pope

I'm pleased to bring you today an exclusive interview with our next head of the Catholic Church, Lizard Pope. Lizard Pope has been good enough to answer a few questions for our edification.

Thank you and thank your lizard pope

the lizard pope blesses you

thank god. The human Pope wasn't as big a fan of mine. But I got mad communication skills with Lizards

The lizard pope is a total liberal, After all, crocodiles are known to eat their young, so they have no problem at all with abortion rights

what about homosexuals, Lizard Pope, how do you feel about them

The Lizard Pope says that in the end our corporate masters will discover that constant, debauched sex is more effective in distracting the populace than enforcing prudish behaviour is at keeping them in line, and that homosexuality is just one part of a whole spectrum of new and exciting sexual behaviours everyone should be encouraged to try out so they can find what works best for them

Lizard Pope you are a-ok in my books, now if you could just do something about those pesky Jews, you'd be the greatest Pope ever!

where but by the grace of the international banking conspiracy goes lizard pope?

I guess his hands are tied on that one

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There, I think I've managed to set a record for offending the most people with a single post. (this was taken from an MSN conversation between Taylor and I, with Taylor asking the questions.)
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