Wednesday, February 25, 2004
----- Forwarded message from "Liu, Sandy"
Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2004 12:09:53 -0500
From: "Liu, Sandy"
Subject: FW: Laugh for the day Nutrition
To: "Alexander O'Neill (E-mail)"
>
> For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition
> and health; It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
> medical studies.
>
> 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.
>
> 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.
>
> 3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.
>
> 4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
>
> 5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
>
> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.
>