Oh, but they do (only in the US). It's called the Lancer EVO VIII, maybe you've heard of it? :) The 7th gen version was in 2 Fast 2 Furious as you may recall. We can't get it in Canada due it not passing our stricter bumper laws. But that's a bit over-kill to compete with your bro's WRX, don't ya think? The cars aren't even in the same class. You could go down a notch, oh wait, nevermind, anything below the EVO in Mitsubishi's North American lineup wouldn't be able to compete with me. *cheeky grin* And ya wonder why they're losing market share? Barenaked Ladies anyone?

For the record, I dig Mitsubishi Japan, just as I do Nissan in it's home country. As for their North American counterparts...