Friday, September 26, 2003
I learned it from my dad
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I am the master of all forms of squat. The Asian Squat obviously being the superior form of squat. I can attest to this, as I have logged many hours playing videogames in my preferred stance. Many a foe has been sho-ryu-ken'd into submission via the Asian Squat.
While I can't speak for Him personally, I believe Jesus would prefer the Asian Squat - it's _that_ good. Why, I would even go so far as to say it's the most electrifying squat in sports-entertainment.
