Wednesday, August 06, 2003
I'm getting desperate, it's time to resort to...
SYM seeks S[insert color here]F of suitable breeding age in order to produce offspring. Said offspring shall be required to carry on the father's Street Fighter 2 legacy and shall quash all known opponents in 16 bit fashion. Thumbs of steel and lightning reflexes a must. Eligible applicant's are required to: 1. submit a screen shot of your highest SF2 score and 2. undergo a mandatory breast examination. That is all.
Thank you,
-The Management
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