Sunday, July 20, 2003
Ode to Duc
Ming...
Ming...
Well his Gameboy's packed, Duc's ready to go
Landlord's standin here outside his door
Hates to remind him bout tha hundred fifty five...
But the PC's packed, no time for porn
The Celica's waitin', Duc's blowin' his horn
Already Duc's so horny he could cry...
So they frisk him and ID him
Tell him that they'll detain him
Hold him like they'll never let him go...
'Cause Duc's leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when he'll be back again
Poor Ming, the anime has to go...
Ming...
There's so many times Greg's let you down
So many times you've played that round
I'll tell you now, videogames don't mean a thing...
Every terrorist act, they'll think of you
Every place you go, they'll look for you
When Duc comes back, I swear they'll call him - chink...
So they frisk him and ID him
Tell him that they'll detain him
Hold him like they'll never let him go...
'Cause Duc's leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when he'll be back again
Poor Ming, the anime has to go...
The time has come Greg says to you
One more time, oh, let him beat you
I'm sure he'll start winnin again someday...
Greg's dreams cause him to come
He sits at home and plays alone
I think he's lonely, maybe turnin gay...
So they frisk him and ID him
Tell him that they'll detain him
Stupid drugs, now they'll never let him go...
'Cause Duc's leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when he'll be back again
Poor Ming, the anime has to go...
And Duc's leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when he'll be back again
Pity, the anime has to go...
Ming-Duc's leaving on a jet plane...
Mingus is leaving on a jet plane...
Duc's leaving on a jet plane...
leaving on a jet plane...
leaving on a jet plane...
on a jet plane...
