Tuesday, May 13, 2003
The official "I'm glad I don't have a nightstick up my ass" post
Recipe for success:
1. forget wallet in slumbering morning stupor
2. oh there's a cop car behind that tree
3. pain
4. calling the officer a dirty cockmonger
5. more pain
6. court ordered appearance
7. involuntary monetary re-compensation
OK, so I didn't get pulled over this morning but I did forget my wallet (a very unusual thing) and boy that woulda sucked getting caught in the donut district...
Oh and Al, please don't offend Ming's peoples. Them floppers can get quite rowdy. Hell, they might even cast Magic Missile on you, and you wouldn't want that!
