If there's grass on the field, play ball!

I found out recently that I'm headed for the 5th Level of Hell - stupid Dante's Inferno Test.

Level 5:
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Oh well, might as well indulge myself. Enjoy. ^_^