Monday, April 28, 2003

Stay on Target!



Today being The National Day of Mourning. We must take the time to remember our fellow comrades who have died in the workplace. I for one, would like to give a "shout out" to my main man - Jek Porkins.

I think it only fitting to declare this day to be Porkins Appreciation Day. Why? Because he was a man doing his job. That's why. He proved that fat people are not to be scoffed at. He was one with the Light Rich Buttery Creamy Side of The Force.

Though Porkins was a highly skilled rebel pilot. Some sources say he was actually reaching for a burrito he stashed away in the cockpit, before meeting his untimely demise.

Yet he stayed the course. When the going got tough, he didn't chicken out. His dedication was only matched by his appetite. When the turbo lasers were a flyin. This brave soul fucking stayed on target. Nerves of steel. Tub of lard. Truly - an enigma.


Jek Porkins - deceased a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away

I'd also like to take the time to give a "mad props ya'll" to my fellow slant eyes who worked tirelessly to build this great nation's railroad. You send a good fish, Misah Man. Preese send FOH more to house. Sank you. Canada did indeed give you a bum deal my Chinese railway bruthas. You will be missed... =(

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