Friday, April 18, 2003
Rise fwom yo gwave!
Everyone and their dog wants to get with SEGA's fine piece of ass, ummmm, I mean... "intellectual property". Electronic Arts wants to do a publishing deal since Squaresoft told them it was "over" and never to call her again. Sammy is rushing their merger plan through at their next shareholder meeting. And Microsoft being the wonderful pimp that they are just wants to "buy SEGA out" so that she may turn tricks by midnight.
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